Evolution of the Day

I am so sorry for neglecting you guys on here. Life has been throwing me curve ball after curve ball, and I just haven’t had time to be here much. Thank you for not unfollowing me and being patient. Much love

fennicfennec:

thanestittywindow:

cndycrn:

A programmer is going out for a stroll one evening. His wife asks him to swing by the store and pick up a gallon of milk, and if they had eggs, to get a dozen. He returned with twelve gallons of milk and said “They had eggs.”

if (eggs==true){
  bring.milk(12)
}

if (store.hasEggs()) {
    store.buy("Milk", 12);
}
else {
    store.buy("Milk", 1);
}
fleur-cerisier:

on his shell he holds the earth
oletinina:

Don’t let the smile fool yah.

"

Careful, honey, it’s loaded,” he said, reentering the bedroom.

Her back rested against the headboard. “This for your wife?”

“No. Too chancy. I’m hiring a professional.”

“How about me?”

He smirked. “Cute. But who’d be dumb enough to hire a lady hit man?”

She wet her lips, sighting along the barrel.

“Your wife.

"

— "Bedtime Story" by Jeffrey Whitmore (via 01012012)

"

This is the rape joke:
My best friend was four years old the first time his father came into his room at midnight and tore out his throat. He still has days when I cannot hold him because the memory of a bleeding trachea haunts his doorway. He has not been home for the holidays in many years, but – even now – hands are seen as weapons.

This is the rape joke:
I have been told by more than twenty people that they have been raped. To all of them, I asked where the rapist was. From none of them, I heard ‘jail.’

This is the rape joke:
Once my brother told me that I was so ugly, I would be a virgin forever. Unless someone raped me. But even they wouldn’t come back for seconds.

This is the rape joke:
I believed him.

This is the rape joke:
I now look at every woman on the street and wonder if the space between her legs is a crime scene, surrounded by ripped caution tape. The statistics tell me that this is so common that I will never be in a room that does not contain a survivor. Not even if I am in that room alone.

This is the rape joke:
I was thirteen years old, and he was supposed to be just a friend.

This is the rape joke:
When his older brother came home, the boy pulled away. He wiped the tears from my face and said ‘we should do this again some time.’

This is the rape joke:
When I finally told my parents, they asked what I had been wearing.

This is the rape joke:
I had been wearing my innocence. My trust. I had worn the love I held for humanity and expected to be treated well. I had never been taught that I would be that girl, the one who keeps a mine of secrets between her legs – that girl was the slut. I wasn’t supposed to be breakable.
What had I been wearing? I wore the rape joke, then I became it.

"

This is the Rape Joke | d.a.s

After Lora Mathis’s poem “the Rape Joke

(via backshelfpoet)

magnass:


Wonder Woman

#Can somebody put ‘Patriarchy’ on the glass so I can use that gif for you know reasons? egalitarianmuse here u go :)
sergeant-thundershield:

sedirktive:

intenciate:

ITS A FUCKING NONBINARY SUPERHERO ACTUALLY FEATURED IN THE INCREDIBLES FUCKING PUNCH ME IN THE NECK

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT????

YES HELLO I WANT 10000000 FANFICS FEATURING MACROBURST NOW BECAUSE THEY SOUND AWESOME
NONBINARY SUPERHERO WITH SUPER-FLIGHT BUT WHO’S CLAUSTROPHOBIC AND OBSESSED WITH THEIR HAIR
YES
i-suck-at-fanart-and-stuff:

vanconcastiel:

ollieomega:

fucknbosschick:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

vitalemontea:

sketchlock:

thegrimmgrimm:

aburritoofsadness:

iamswagg007:

kgrossniklaus:

gentlemanbones:

I fucking hate game night with the engineering graduates

Don’t get me started on Poker Night with the math students. 

Monopoly with business majors is the fucking worst

Scrabble with english majors is a nightmare.

i can’t believe those weren’t puns

Don’t forget Pictionary with Art Students.

Words against humanity with sociologist and poli sci students is horrifying

PLAY CLUE WITH INVESTIGATIVE LAW MAJORS AND THEN COME TALK TO ME

BEST POST ON TUMBLR.

Idk charades with the drama kids gets intense

Musical chairs with music students. So much senseless violence….

And let’s not forget “The game of Life” with all college students. No one’s prepared. No one wins

alliartist:

wehidebehindstars:

It really confuses me how this is a bird

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But this is also a bird

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But this is a bird, too

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and also this

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People are always talking about cats like “wtf even are cats” and “how are cats real”

but we should really be talking about birds. 

Wtf are birds?

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seancodyfan:

the most important photo of our time, the leader of the free world talking with president Obama